vivapinatafanfiction:

ITS THAT SKELETON

The day she was bornthey rang the bells from sunrise till sunset.

(Source: harold-louis)

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

irresistiblyable:

get-up-n-go:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

REAL TALK

Don’t date people who treat animals poorly

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: balleriko)

soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

tachibanamakotos:

*summer 2013 voice* i want komaeda to run

thebluezebra:

A+ to people who get how rad space and robots are

digivolvin:

YEE

(Source: princesshimelda)

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

(Source: angel-scum)

bobcabbage:

Sittin’ in class and seeing one of your friends walk by in the hall.

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Male Rapper: *releases song about drugs and money and murder and theft and having side-bitches and disrespecting women*
Everybody: cool
Nicki Minaj: *releases song about butts*
Everybody: WOW WHAT A WHORE OH MY GOD NICKI MINAJ IS AWFUL WHAT A BAD EXAMPLE HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE DECLINE OF MANKIND WHAT HAS MUSIC COME TO OH LORD THIS IS TEACHING YOUNG GIRLS TO BE SLUTS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD GOOD MUSIC NOW THIS IS JUST A DISASTER EDEN HAS FALLEN AND SOON THE DEVIL WILL CLAIM OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE WOMEN THE ABILITY TO FREELY EXPRESS SEXUALITY IN THE MEDIA

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel)